Guido Gangster Fail

Bitches love my floppy disks and pouty lips.

Body Building Guido

Call me crazy, but I don't think this is healthy.

A Summer Tradition: Guido Prom

It's summertime! Plants are blooming, birds are birding, and Guidos are going to prom. So put on your fake tan and hair gel, and get ready for a wild, Jagerbomb filled ride:









Sadly, all members of the above party have recently been placed into rehab for tanning.

Pittsburgh Steeler Kicker Jeff Reed Is A Guido

And you thought Ben Roethlisberger was bad news -- turns out Steelers place kicker Jeff Reed is giving the Situation a run for his money:













And a little insight into his Guido-esque behavior:

Reed is known to be eccentric.[6] This has included instances of Reed bleaching his hair and letting it grow out, as well as wearing fuchsia clothing to match his girlfriend's outfit...

Reed was cited by police on the night of February 14, 2009, for disorderly conduct and criminal mischief for destroying a paper towel holder in a bathroom at a Sheetz convenience store in New Alexandria, Pennsylvania.[10] Reed was reportedly angry that the men's restroom was out of paper towels. He pleaded guilty to the two summary offenses and was fined $543.50.

Reed was cited again for public intoxication related charges on October 18th, 2009, hours after the team defeated the Cleveland Browns, and later apologized to his team for his conduct.[

Elusive Guido Mating Ritual Caught On Tape

Scienticians, tracking the rare Guido on its spring pilgrimage to Cancun, captured the never before seen mating ritual for the highly unevolved primates. As we can see by the video, the female guido is aroused by the wily maneuvering of the male guido. After enjoying several pints of fermented juice, they will copulate under the cacophony of house music.

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A Guido Tribute

When will we retake the word guido?

BEEFCAKE!!!!! BEEEEEEEFCAKE!!!!!!

Originally on Disgraceful and Sexy.

Guido Rap Cuz I'm Half Eggplant