Help Die Guido Die, Do Your Final Christmas Shopping At Amazon

It's time for a fundraiser of fun. And by fun, I mean engaging in consumerism to appease the corporate Gods that were generous enough to bring you into this world. So please, do your Christmas (or, god forbid, Blahnnikuh) shopping at Amazon. If you're looking for gifts for the guido or guidette in your life, here are some ideas:

       

The Queen Of The Guidos

After hibernating in its tanning cave for 6 months, the Queen Guido emerges in a Jersey Shore bar to find a mate.

Poor Snookie

Pow, right in the kisser.
Pow, right in the kisser.
Pow, right in the kisser.
Pow, right in the kisser.
Pow, right in the kisser.

The Jersey Shore

In case you guys missed it, MTV has created the greatest show on the face of the planet: The Jersey Shore. I am secretly hoping that they contract me out for 'expert' opinions on the guido phenomena. Otherwise, keep checking in on Die Guido Die for professional observations on the most disgusting humans in America.

Help Support PBH!

As some of you may know, PBH has had a lot of hosting and technical problems over the past couple of years. Most notably, people directly linked to several of our images on Digg (A and B) and Reddit (A), causing us to get kicked off of several hosts and costing us quite a bit of time and money. Thus, PBH2 and PBH3 are largely acting as defacto backup hosts for a lot of our content since running PBH has been difficult both financially and technically. If you would like to help us out, please do your holiday shopping via this link at Amazon. Thanks!

"We Keep It Real In Jersey"

[via PBH3]

Gangster Guidos Keep Shit Real In The Foyer

"Yo make sure your shoes is off, my mom got real pissed when her ezalias got trampled and someone got dirt on the Turkish rug" [via PBH3]

Guido Squirrel (?!?!)

"Hey babydoll, what you doing tonight?" [via PBH3]