Elusive Guido Mating Ritual Caught On Tape

Scienticians, tracking the rare Guido on its spring pilgrimage to Cancun, captured the never before seen mating ritual for the highly unevolved primates. As we can see by the video, the female guido is aroused by the wily maneuvering of the male guido. After enjoying several pints of fermented juice, they will copulate under the cacophony of house music.

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