Pumpkin Guido

Looks like we have the first contestant for Ms. Jack-O-Lantern 2010:

Pittsburgh Steeler Kicker Jeff Reed Is A Guido

And you thought Ben Roethlisberger was bad news -- turns out Steelers place kicker Jeff Reed is giving the Situation a run for his money:













And a little insight into his Guido-esque behavior:

Reed is known to be eccentric.[6] This has included instances of Reed bleaching his hair and letting it grow out, as well as wearing fuchsia clothing to match his girlfriend's outfit...

Reed was cited by police on the night of February 14, 2009, for disorderly conduct and criminal mischief for destroying a paper towel holder in a bathroom at a Sheetz convenience store in New Alexandria, Pennsylvania.[10] Reed was reportedly angry that the men's restroom was out of paper towels. He pleaded guilty to the two summary offenses and was fined $543.50.

Reed was cited again for public intoxication related charges on October 18th, 2009, hours after the team defeated the Cleveland Browns, and later apologized to his team for his conduct.[

The Polls Are In!

It's official, the Guidos natural habitat is New Jersey! It won a whopping 65% of the vote, with gym (16%) and beach (15%) coming in a distant second and third place. Check out the new poll up now to decide what's the best way to tell what the best guido give away is!

Wolverine Had A Son... And It's A Guido?!?!

Help Die Guido Die, Do Your Final Christmas Shopping At Amazon

It's time for a fundraiser of fun. And by fun, I mean engaging in consumerism to appease the corporate Gods that were generous enough to bring you into this world. So please, do your Christmas (or, god forbid, Blahnnikuh) shopping at Amazon. If you're looking for gifts for the guido or guidette in your life, here are some ideas: