Help Die Guido Die, Do Your Final Christmas Shopping At Amazon

It's time for a fundraiser of fun. And by fun, I mean engaging in consumerism to appease the corporate Gods that were generous enough to bring you into this world. So please, do your Christmas (or, god forbid, Blahnnikuh) shopping at Amazon. If you're looking for gifts for the guido or guidette in your life, here are some ideas: