An Emo.... Guido?!?!

I have now seen everything that I do not want to see.

Guido Gangster Fail

Bitches love my floppy disks and pouty lips.

Body Building Guido

Call me crazy, but I don't think this is healthy.

Pumpkin Guido

Looks like we have the first contestant for Ms. Jack-O-Lantern 2010:

Elusive Guido Mating Ritual Caught On Tape

Scienticians, tracking the rare Guido on its spring pilgrimage to Cancun, captured the never before seen mating ritual for the highly unevolved primates. As we can see by the video, the female guido is aroused by the wily maneuvering of the male guido. After enjoying several pints of fermented juice, they will copulate under the cacophony of house music.

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UPDATE: Queen Of The Guidos Revealed

Thanks to the intrepid reporting on Reddit, it was ascertained that the Queen Of The Guidos is in fact not a New Jersey resident. She actually lives in Chicago and is apparently a regular on the club scene. Regardless, we have procured more pictures of her evolution from human being into George Costanza's wallet: